It's almost like clockwork, the semi-annual chirping of non-news related to the never-announced, never-canceled notion of a new Half-Life video game. Instead of a vague statement or a weird, hidden file, Friday's update comes from a Valve staffer's surprisingly long response to a fan's e-mailed question.
A series fan exchanged e-mails with longtime series scribe Marc Laidlaw, and the messages were copied to reddit then confirmed by Gamasutra as legitimate. The e-mail began with a charged question: "Why can't you just publicly announce that Valve will never release the infamous Half-Life 3?" Laidlaw, a Valve designer and writer responsible for both major Half-Life games' stories, then responded with a lengthy, Q&A-styled announcement of his retirement from Valve. He led off by expressing hope that "this will explain why I cannot answer your questions."
Laidlaw's e-mail includes nine answers to a fictitious interviewer, including why he retired ("an outwardly obvious reason is that I'm old") and what he's going to do now ("I will almost certainly get back to writing stories of my own"). Of most interest to series fans is his answer to the question, "What does this mean for Half-Life?" which, admittedly, is open to wild interpretation.