Recently I watched The Pagemaster, a movie from the 1990s that I hadn't seen since I was 12 years old. It starred Macaulay Culkin, who was then riding on a wave of publicity following his success as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone. As a kid, I loved The Pagemaster, watching it in those spare time moments between playing Command & Conquer and trying in vain to be the next Jurgen Klinsmann. Unfortunately, as is usually the case when revisiting something from your youth: The Pagemaster is not as good as I remembered it.
So too is Dino Dini's Kick Off Revival, a modern version of a classic top-down football game that's built for speed and tactics over the flashy visuals of something like FIFA. Or at least, that's what they (developer Dino Dini) want you to think. In a very real sense, Kick Off Revival is even harder to swallow than a modern viewing of The Pagemaster, developed as it has been without any concessions at all to the modern gaming audience. Hugely questionable visual tweaks and glitches aside, Kick Off Revival plays almost exactly like the original 1989 Amiga and Atari Kick Off game.
Dino Dini's staunch dedication to recreating Kick Off's original play style can be either be seen as an act of supreme naivety, or one of narcissism as he makes an ill-fated attempt to suggest that his 27-year-old design has a place amongst modern football offerings. Both could well be true.