Disney’s Gravity Falls is weird Americana meets Lovecraft for kids

An eerie-and-tentacular, yet wholly-heart-warming adventure into small-town America.

Warning: this review contains spoilers, but also effusive praise.

Gravity Falls is a clever, clever show.

And by that, I’m talking about how it succeeds at introducing cosmic horror in a format palatable to Disney audiences, while simultaneously keeping all of its teeth intact. At a glance, it’s an extremely safe production. The characters are clearly cartoonish, designed without a single thought towards realism. Proportions are off, expressions are goofy, and while everything is of high quality, Gravity Falls is unmistakably a thing for kids.

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Smartphone: Volvo schafft den Autoschlüssel ab

Alles wird digital, auch der Autoschüssel: Volvos können künftig mit dem Smartphone geöffnet und gestartet werden. Ein Pilotprojekt mit einem schwedischen Carsharing-Anbieter startet in Kürze. (Auto, Smartphone)

Alles wird digital, auch der Autoschüssel: Volvos können künftig mit dem Smartphone geöffnet und gestartet werden. Ein Pilotprojekt mit einem schwedischen Carsharing-Anbieter startet in Kürze. (Auto, Smartphone)

Dear Kanye: Please, Please, Please Sue The Pirate Bay

This week it was reported that following the leak and subsequent widespread downloading of his latest album, Kanye West is now considering legal action against The Pirate Bay. Please, please, please Kanye, let this happen. The free marketing for The Pirate Bay is much needed and after all, what could possibly go wrong?

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yeezusIs Kanye West a genius, a lunatic, a megalomaniac, an egomanic, or an amalgamation of all four? That’s just one of the puzzles on the table this week following the launch of the new album by the self-styled “greatest artist of all time.”

For those just who’ve just returned to civilization following a week long trek to the Amazon basin, West launched his new album last Saturday. Then, following the genius decision to limit its availability only to those subscribing to Tidal, Life of Pablo was illegally downloaded, uploaded, torrented, streamed, swapped and exchanged all over the Internet, all week long, without West getting a cent.

Stop the press – did anyone really think that it wouldn’t?

Restricting the availability of the album reviewed by West himself as “one of the greatest” of all time was a move that probably made commercial sense somewhere along the line. After all, these industry people know what they’re doing, right? But isn’t artificial restriction and man-made shortages what caused piracy to boom in the first place?

What’s perhaps most frustrating about this entire episode is that the pirating masses had just begun to understand that music can be obtained legally, conveniently and at a reasonable price via services such as Spotify. Signing up for a fair monthly fee would rid of them of their piracy habits while rewarding creators, customers were told.

Then along came West, waving his self-important “exclusive” flag while shitting all over fans’ $10 and £10 per month subscriptions. Like a rich and perverted Oliver Twist (and without a billion forthcoming from Zuckerberg), West still wants more.

Look, West is a popular guy, no doubt about that. Even his most ridiculous of tweets (and there are plenty of them) get tens of thousands of positive reactions. Millions love his music too, that can’t be taken away from him. But apparently he’s now surprised and angry that his music is being pirated to heaven and back. Is he really that self-absorbed that he didn’t see this coming?

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With further Twitter rants now appearing tantalizingly on the horizon and about to put yet more icing on this considerably over-baked cake, Jesus West is now reportedly thinking of kicking some pirate ass by taking on the people behind The Pirate Bay.

“He’s going to talk to his lawyers and see where he stands, and hopefully Tidal will partner up with him in any legal proceedings because it was supposed to be an exclusive release,” a source revealed this week.

From a selfish perspective this is the best news, almost ever. The prospect of Kanye West spouting daily anti-Pirate Bay rhetoric on Twitter and in the media guarantees we’ll never be short of something to write. And if he can rope Kim in to say something controversial too, that would be beyond brilliant.

But most of all we should be pleased for The Pirate Bay. Since the raid in late 2014 things haven’t quite been the same on the PR front for the notorious site. There hasn’t been a lot in the way of provocative comments (certainly nothing involving retractable batons) and as a result they’ve been losing ground to a surging KickassTorrents who are now grabbing the limelight.

To be frank, an expensive lawsuit initiated by someone like Kanye West is just what The Pirate Bay needs. Then, every day when he says something dumb on Twitter, the millions of West fans who haven’t yet heard of The Pirate Bay can be introduced to the site, learn all about torrents, and tell Tidal to shove their subscriptions where the sun don’t shine.

Sadly, some will also use their new-found knowledge to tell Spotify to screw themselves too.

The point here is that this needless posturing over a single album has the potential to considerably damage people’s trust in legal services. Sure, Tidal will have benefited short term, but what West has done is shown fans that subscribing to just one service is not enough and that any point any ‘star’ can flick a switch and require them to pay out more money.

The uncomfortable truth here is that The Pirate Bay has never done that. Sure, the site gives nothing to creators and that will understandably sit poorly with some, but people know where they stand with the site. It is there, week in and week out, and it always costs nothing to use. There’s a reason it has tens of millions of users and West’s exclusive just gave the site yet more recruits. It’s insane.

What Kanye needs to know is that despite the mock begging in the title, suing The Pirate Bay would be the most stupid thing in the world. It didn’t work for Prince, it didn’t work for Michael Jackson. It even managed to make the Village People look like fools.

Kanye, the way you deal with The Pirate Bay is to stop giving fans a reason to go there. The notion of online exclusivity is so old fashioned it’s mind-bending. Easy access to all music for everyone at a fair price is what you should be aiming for – rant about that in a tweet when you get a minute.

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Apple vs. FBI: US-Behörde soll Knacken des iPhones verhindert haben

Apple will zwar das iPhone eines Terroristen nicht entsperren, wollte dem FBI aber andere Möglichkeiten zeigen, wie sie an die Daten kommen. Eine davon soll durch eine US-Behörde selbst verbaut worden sein. Auch US-Präsidentschaftsbewerber Donald Trump hat eine pointierte Meinung zu der Angelegenheit. (Apple, iPhone)

Apple will zwar das iPhone eines Terroristen nicht entsperren, wollte dem FBI aber andere Möglichkeiten zeigen, wie sie an die Daten kommen. Eine davon soll durch eine US-Behörde selbst verbaut worden sein. Auch US-Präsidentschaftsbewerber Donald Trump hat eine pointierte Meinung zu der Angelegenheit. (Apple, iPhone)

Die Woche im Video: Ärger bei Apple, Lücke bei Linux, Scheibe mit Speicher

Glas soll jede Menge Daten speichern können, und zwar dreimal so lang, wie unser Sonnensystem alt ist! Apple soll dem FBI helfen und will nicht. Und Linux ist angreifbar. Sieben Tage und viele Meldungen im Überblick. (Golem-Wochenrückblick, Sicherheitslücke)

Glas soll jede Menge Daten speichern können, und zwar dreimal so lang, wie unser Sonnensystem alt ist! Apple soll dem FBI helfen und will nicht. Und Linux ist angreifbar. Sieben Tage und viele Meldungen im Überblick. (Golem-Wochenrückblick, Sicherheitslücke)

Use Windows Server with Skylake and you won’t have to upgrade in 18 months

Old server platforms will support new processors, unlike the desktop operating systems.

Intel Skylake die shot. (credit: Intel)

In January Microsoft announced that owners of systems using Skylake processors would have to upgrade to Windows 10 within 18 months of the announcement, and that users of Intel Kaby Lake systems, due to be released later this year, would only be supported in Windows 10.

This raised an obvious question: what will the situation be for users of Windows Server 2008, based on Windows Vista, Windows Server 2008 R2, based on Windows 7, Windows Server 2012, based on Windows 8, Windows Server 2012 R2, based on Windows 8.1, and the as-yet unreleased Windows Server 2016, based on Windows 10? Specifically, which versions of the server operating system will support Skylake and Kaby Lake, and will server operators be required to upgrade to Windows Server 2016 to get support for these processors?

Today the company answered those questions, and surprisingly, given that the operating systems share so many underlying components, the answer is different.

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Apple: We tried to help FBI terror probe, but someone changed iCloud password

Exec: No other country has asked Apple for what US is asking for now.

(credit: Kārlis Dambrāns)

On Friday, an Apple executive explicitly confirmed what was stated in a government court filing earlier in the day: that in the early hours of the San Bernardino terrorism investigation, county officials may have inadvertently compromised their ability to access the data on the seized iPhone 5C.

Earlier this week, Apple was given an unprecedented court order to create custom firmware for the iPhone 5C that was used by Syed Rizwan Farook. That new firmware would remove a possible automatic wipe feature on the phone if a passcode is incorrectly entered 10 times and would remove a delay between passcode attempts intended to make brute-force entry more difficult. If Apple does comply, it would allow the government to enter PIN codes in rapid succession until it gained access to the phone. Apple CEO Tim Cook has publicly said it will resist this attempt, calling it a significant “overreach.” A court hearing has been scheduled for March 22, 2016, in nearby Riverside, California.

During the Friday call, the unnamed Apple executive said the company has been diligently working with the FBI to try to aid the terrorism investigation. After days of working with the FBI, the Apple proposed one final attempt to recover roughly six weeks of data that was locked on the phone.

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Virgin Galactic moves on from crash, debuts flashy new spaceship

The VSS Unity will open up space to anyone willing to pay $250,000.

Behold: VSS Unity, the spacecraft Virgin Galactic says will open up space to the rest of us. (credit: Virgin Galactic)

It’s been 16 months since SpaceShipTwo crashed into the Mojave Desert and killed the vehicle’s co-pilot Michael Alsbury. On Friday, Virgin Galactic sought to move on from that accident and put the company firmly back on a path toward delivering tourists to the edge of space by unveiling a new version of its spacecraft named VSS Unity.

“I’m really proud of the entire team,” said George Whitesides, chief executive of Virgin Galactic, in an interview with Ars. “It’s a bunch of folks who came to this company to open space up, and they’re not going to be deterred by the accident. They’ve been working really hard for a year and a half to finish this vehicle.”

The new spacecraft is in many ways the same as the original SpaceShipTwo, dubbed Enterprise, Whitesides said. It has the same basic airframe and propulsion systems. The biggest change is to the feather locking system, used to aid in the descent of the spacecraft. During the fatal flight on Oct. 31, 2014, Alsbury prematurely deployed the system while still making a powered ascent. Unity now includes a mechanical pin to prevent the feather lever from moving when the vehicle is flying in an unsafe flight regime.

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